did i tell yall about the time i saw big sean in the airport and he was checkin me out

cosplayingwhileblack:

badactresswithbadhabits:

Queen Latifah as Ursula from The Little Mermaid for O magazine.

This is the most fabulous thing ever.

Not cosplay but….

michaelflockajordan:

Don’t come over if your titties are good grades.

illuminaughtyprincess:

National Anthem (Alternate Version) | Lana Del Rey

(via illuminaughtyprincess)

white girl:	do you want a blowjob
nigga:	.......
nigga:	bitch you mean some head

cosmo tip #272

expertcosmotips:

unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then

just burp on his penis and leave

(via alcoholicgifts)

I just wanna meet a nigga who can hold a conversation when needed and shut the fuck up and bang the shit outta me when I ask….

i know das right

(via husssel)

husssel:

I lost 8 pounds so far. Thanks to Kanye’s workout plan. I want to be with the ballers, the shot callers. I aint got to fuck with Ray-Ray broke ass no more and now I get to shop like everyday on Rodeo drive. I just want to say Thank You Kanye Woooo! Woooo!.

(Source: husssel)

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maledictor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets

i’d probably be one of those people

(via damnafricawhathappened)

how to excite a crowd of black people:

cynique:

• play “poison” by bell biv devoe 

(via alcoholicgifts)

ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:

1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

(Source: 314eater, via mean-shadows)

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alcoholicgifts:

julianplowden:

kiuii:

imannypunanny:

Why?

An Ice Sandwich tho, Adonis? Really? 

I’ve never seen a wish sandwich quite like this 

(Source: divinecosmicbeing)

bagelchips:

the mockingbird proabaly killed itself because the book was so painfully boring

(Source: brsamira, via thelordofthebutts-deactivated20)