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k1mkardashian:

LMAO

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therarescizor:

~*reblog if u miss REAL HIP-HOP*~

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gizellediorxxx:

foreverbroke:

1talian:

…………

lol white girls are the best man

what da hell

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michaelflockajordan:

ignorantatheist:

Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, AYY!

i want to live this life right now

vibesandshitt:

how i eat da pussy 

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offbeatorbit:

these badass white kids woulda never been allowed to act the way they did in my house oh my GOD

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voicemail:	Della call us back your father fell off a ladder and is in the hospital
me:	OMG *dials mom*
dad:	Hey Della
me:	omg what happened are you ok??
dad:	your mother is a TRIP she said that so she'd make sure you call her back
me:	LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT BITCH

celebsthatcopybrandy:

the girl with the dragon tattoo copies brandy

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jerk chicken, bitch. jerk, jerk chicken, bitch.

signedfury:

roboland:

rice and peas, string beans. finger lickin’, bitch.

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wow.. what the fuck.. wow. 

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME.

WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE.

… THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.