| voicemail: | Della call us back your father fell off a ladder and is in the hospital |
| me: | OMG *dials mom* |
| dad: | Hey Della |
| me: | omg what happened are you ok?? |
| dad: | your mother is a TRIP she said that so she'd make sure you call her back |
| me: | LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT BITCH |
